Your garage chatbot somehow has a board of directors. Nobody remembers agreeing to this. The valuation is climbing, though.

HYPERSCALE is a comedy idle tycoon about running an AI startup. Tap racks for cash, pour it into GPUs and coolant (physics doesn't care about your pitch deck), and train a model that gets bigger every second — past trillions the suffixes just keep going: "a lot", "so many", "we stopped counting", "yes". Racks overheat and ops needs hands, yours specifically. Rival labs ship models at the worst possible moment. The benchmarks are rigged — mostly by you.

When the hype peaks, walk into the boardroom and RAISE A FUNDING ROUND: everything resets, the multiplier is forever, and your model gets a proud new name like PARAGON-XL-Turbo-Pro-2. Then do it again, bigger, all the way from GARAGE CHATBOT to AGI??? SAM, your relentlessly cheerful one-eyed AI assistant, will be with you the whole way. That's not a threat. Probably.

Actually free. The whole game — every device, every milestone, the ending — is reachable without paying. Diamonds buy speed, never content: no ads, no loot boxes, nothing randomized. Optional diamond packs arrive at launch, and yes, monetizing an AI-startup game through fake funding rounds is part of the joke.

One tap does everything. Built for phones in portrait, plays fine on desktop, runs right in the browser. Offline progress, autosave, save export. Everything here is fictional parody — no real companies or people, just an industry that keeps writing the material.

Made with AI assistance (design, code, art).

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